Tank Tops

Description: "I do not think therefore I do not am" - Rene Descartes photo by Katy Anderson on Flickr

Description: Behold: Sir Loin Steak - the finest cut meat in our kingdom

Description: a bit too relatable

Description: I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY

Description: whoopsies

Description: i didn't choose it, it chose me

Description: My tummy hurts and i'm being very brave about it

Description: no really

Description: Living? Laughing? AND loving? In THIS economy?

Description: i don't suffer from autism, i actually enjoy it

Description: are you judging me?

Description: so thicc

Description: you're either a smart fella or a fart smella

Description: hot girl summer is OUT, swamp girl summer is IN

Description: Being hot comes with consequences sometimes.

Description: this is mr chalamet right please tell me this is the right guy

Description: "Oh? You support women's rights? Well, I support their wrongs, too!"

Description: in this world you can only be one of two things, I'm sorry. pick your poison!

Description: Tired of people not asking about what interests you most? This design is a simple solution that will (hopefully) start some fun conversations.

Description: Nothing more relatable than a sad raccoon meme, right? (image from r/PsBattle)

Description: Medieval geometry for math nerds to history teachers (and everyone in between!)

Description: born to be a silly goose, to engage in shenanigans, to be goofy

Description: Little dids I know... It was Larry, the buy my T-shirts guy

Description: (possum gazes contemplatively at moon) "I may be cringe... but I am free"

Description: Five nights at Freddy's.. but with mysterious metal armor clanking in the middle of the night

Description: physically? pained. mentally? drained. pasta? strained. hotel? trivago.

Description: *looks at grocery prices* *cries*

Description: I don't know why I made this but I think it's obvious what food I'm craving

Description: The highly requested sequel to the original shirt!

Description: If your life is a dumpster fire, don't worry! One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Description: Behold: Sir Loin Steak - the finest cut meat in our kingdom

Description: get in, loser!

Description: country tooooaaaaddssssss...... take me hoooommeeeeeee......

Description: constant panic, fear, and anxiety counts... right?

Description: I hit rock bottom and life gave me a shovel raccoon word art

Description: my life is falling apart BUT i got cool sunglasses so it's fine