Shorts

Description: Babe-raham Lincoln, Babe Lincoln, whatever you call him, he's a cutie for sure! perfect merch for the 4th of july, America 250, or just going to history class.

Description: A perfect silly 4th of July T-shirt... surely the founding fathers would like to know this is how we're celebrating America 250...

Description: I'm the pinata

Description: Board certified baddie!

Description: Board certified baddie!

Description: Board certified baddie!

Description: I'm cooked

Description: I'm cooked

Description: Being annoying

Description: biting people is starting to look awful appealing

Description: punch is the cutest monkey ever i swear i love him and his little ikea plushie, he's just like me fr

Description: punch is the cutest monkey ever i swear i love him and his little ikea plushie, he's just like me fr

Description: biting people is starting to look awful appealing

Description: the three wise weevils

Description: I think of this every time a little kitten tries to bite and they just end up nibbling at you

Description: Here is Napoleon Ice Cream, famed emperor of France. Also, the lesser known inventor of Napoleon Ice Cream.

Description: Alakazam! Your life just got more whimsical.

Description: *frog puffs on cigar*

Description: i <3 yearning

Description: if a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel... that's a moray!

Description: yass queen, it's (thanks)giving!!

Description: yass queen, it's (thanks)giving!!

Description: slay this holiday season with this yassified sleigh!

Description: Nothing says festive like sad raccoons

Description: So, you need an ugly Christmas sweater to wear to work to bother your annoying boss Karen? I got you.

Description: Nothing says festive like sad possums

Description: need something to wear to thanksgiving dinner, or the perfect gift for Christmas (or any holiday season?) Sad raccoons always do the trick :)

Description: need something the perfect romantic gift for Christmas (or any holiday season?) Your partner is sure to love this super cute design (unless they're a toad)

Description: Merry Christmas (or crisis) and happy holidays from this struggling opossum.

Description: Causing problems

Description: Tragic inconvenience

Description: I want that booty

Description: Plotting animal

Description: Disaster raccoon

Description: Cowboy raccoon

Description: Incorrect Possum